Hello, My Name is Stressed Senior

MV5BMjA5NjIzNzcxNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODU3ODUxMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_AL_Y’all I’m about to be a senior in two weeks, which means school starts in two weeks. I can’t deal with is, where did my summer go? Wasn’t I suppose to go on some grand  life- altering adventure this summer? Wasn’t I suppose to be productive? I know for a fact that I was suppose to have already finished my online classes by now, I mean for Pete’s sake it’s  been almost three months and I still haven’t finished. Netflix is too much of a seductress, it lures me into it’s television trap until  I’m nothing but a shell of a  productive girl. Also, Taylor the Latte Boy is quite the distraction…sigh.

Furthermore, the fact that summer ends in two weeks means that I’m about to be thrown into the whirlwind of college applications, essays, and rivers of tears. There’s so many unanswered questions I have like, where am I even applying?  State or Private school? Big city or small city? In state or out of state? How expensive is too expensive? What are my life goals? This is too much for little  ‘ol me to handle, I’m going to explode from the buckets  of stress that have descended upon me.  Why is the college application process so completely and utterly terrifying? I’m terrified…and stressed. Never forget stressed.

Moreover, I blew off reading my summer assignments and now I must read two books before school starts and retain all the information for school. Y’all procrastination is never your friend, it may seem like it at the time, but it lies. Don’t give into procrastination, be productive instead. You’ll thank yourself later, trust me. I would know. Although, the fact that I have a timed writing on the second day of school is ridiculous. Are they trying to kill the students? That’s just plain rude.

Wish me luck, I’m going to need it this year.

 

 

Why Not the Gift of Intelligence?

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Hello again lovelies!This past week I went to go see Maleficent with my  super cute boyfriend, Taylor the Latte Boy, and overall it was a pretty neat movie but I have one major complaint.

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Throughout the entire movie, I couldn’t help but think that Sleeping Beauty was probably one of the biggest dunces in all of fairytale history…well besides Snow White.  All Sleeping Beauty ever wanted to do was wander through the Moor and be friends with all the fairies and terrifyingly hideous tree people! Sleeping Beauty  wanted to run away from the charmingly quaint cottage she lived in with her three aunties, who sacrificed the ability to fly to take care of her cursed self for sixteen years,  to go run off into the arms of the woman who cursed her? Capital idea Sleeping Beauty! Round of applause!

Furthermore, that girl needed a Sassy Gay Friend to tell her that running off  after being told she’s cursed probably wasn’t the  best  idea she’s ever had. Honestly, you find out you’re cursed and you choose to go to the one place in the kingdom that has all of the spindles? Also, why weren’t they all destroyed? There was literally a room full of the one item that would cause her to fall into a deep sleep…a.k.a. a coma! C’mon King Phillip, get with the program. Those spindles were no where near destroyed. Tsk. Tsk.

Lastly, when the three aunties were giving her gifts, why couldn’t they have given her the Gift of Intelligence? They gave her the gift of beauty and to be loved by everyone, but not to have common sense? The Gift of Intelligence would have  come in handy for her, especially when  she walked the woods alone at night…didn’t she know about the Big Bad Wolf? No common sense, I tell ya! Sleeping Beauty also would have known how to talk to people other than her aunties and fairies…that scene with the prince was cringe worthy! She became a mute..because of a boy asking for directions! Also, I find that being loved by everyone would also have it’s setbacks…for example, stalkers? They basically gave her the gift of stalkers. Good job aunties!

Y’all I haven’t been able to stop ranting about her lack of intelligence to my boyfriend…and it’s been a week. It really did a number on me and I just had to share it with you.